To whom it may concern...

I apologize for the way I act from now on...you see it's football season and I get a little Cwazy around here...To my wife..I apologize for all the newspapers lying around, beer cans, empty pizza boxes, the endless hours on the PC deciding which kicker to start..Gramatica or Gramatica? To my son...I am sorry for now...but just wait a few years..and you and I can get in trouble together...that way Mom will not come down on us so hard when she hears us yell and scream..."Give'em the Damm Ball"...To all the relatives that like to call on Sundays to chat and catch up...there are 6 other days a week...pick one besides sunday to call me..I'm busy teaching my son the joys of Football...thank god for Caller ID...To the Pizza Delivery guy..I am sorry if I order a pizza..and forget to tip you..so here is your tip..Start Marshall every week...to my house and lawn...Were in a drought...It's not my fault..To my friends who do not have NFL ticket…come on by..but bring your own Damm beer..and Pizza…I already left a tip for the delivery boy…To my friends who have a life and do not care about Football..sorry see ya in March…To my Lazy Boy..I am sorry for the endless hours of my big behind sitting..Snorieng..and gaseous releases…it’s not my fault…it’s the pizza boys…To my neighbors in the early part of the season…Please shut your windows if you don’t want to hear me yell “I knew I should have started Gramatica”…To the dog…whom will be the brunt of almost all the bad luck brought upon my team..it is you who I look to guidance when I need that stain cleaned up before the wife comes down and see’s that slice of pizza on the rug…hey wait a minute..I have a son…I’ll just blame it on him…your off the hook for now dog…To the TV set..whom I will worship in my times of need…it’s not you that I am throwing that foam brick at…it’s the Damm Zebras that blew that call…or to Micheal Westbrook taking off his helmet…to you Mike..I am sorry I never met you face to face..so I could kick you in the nuts and run…have fun in Cincy…And to you my beloved fantasy Football commrades..I am sorry for beating, laughing, and generally trouncing your teams this year on my way to the title..you see I am teaching my son the values of winning and losing…and the winners are inside watching football on a lazy boy..eating Pizza..yelling at the dog, and not answering the phone....and the losers are delivering pizzas on Sunday afternoons…To this I applogize…now lets get the show on the road…

PS and to Baseball….you can KISS my Lazy boy sitting, pizza eat’n..brick throw’n..change that to Battery throw’n Arse…I’m teaching my son the true AMERICAN GAME!




[ September 01, 2002, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Scooter ]

For the Record:

This post has Hall of fame Potential

Amazing post. Thanks.

Awesome!!

So any more apologies???

We were playing the Cowboys, and he always told us he would have loved to just go out in the middle of the field and fight Tom Landry, settle it that way if it was up to him....George Allen HOF 2002

Nope. Every time I think of one, I re-read your post and realize it's already covered. Great post.

Classic Post! Even my wife got a big chuckle out of it!

"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

Yeah Scooter. Great post. I knew we kept you around here for something.

I am a jelly doughnut.

I finally found the new rating system. If this post doesn't deserve 5 stars then no post does.

"I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!"

[This message was edited by Astros on September 02, 2002 at 11:51 PM.]

Scooter you sure do know how to make a guy feel lucky to be young and with no obligations 'cept to his self.

Glad to see you got your 5 Star rating.

Amen

Sorry for the sneezer that might come with your next pizza, hey accidents happen.

Pizza delivery guy

I'll second that, Ten.

i am walrus

Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good job Scooter

I 2nd that emotion. Substitute the word 'dog' for 'son' and that's me.

Anybody ever skipped weddings b/c it conflicted with a great college or pro game?

this post is a classic nice job i'm gonna give it 5 stars also i like to say i'm sorry to all the cowboys,eagles,and redskins fans for the beating your gonna take from my giants (go big blue)

go #10 go david starting qb jr pee wee pop warner football all star 2nd baseman 9 & 10 year old all-stars baseball

i feel fuzzy

Great post Scooter.

Dallas is the only TRUE title town.